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Man who has produced nothing wants to seize the means of production.

By: Akahm Uniss
He’s never really worked hard in his life. He hasn’t aspired to better himself at all. After doing years of nothing, he has nothing to show for it now. Who’s fault is it? According to him, capitalism’s. Now he’s hell bent on “everyone” taking over the means of productions. Why start a company and work hard when you can claim it’s everyone else’s fault to make up for him being a loser?

Because that’s what he is… a loser.




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SCIENTISTS: We can’t decipher what this mfker talking about.

By: Dr. Rhial Dogter

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Economists: Due to inflation, free speech is now a $9.99 monthly subscription

By: Generic Corporatist

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OPINION: Why standardized tests make more smarterer people look gooder.

BY: Moe Ronic

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BREAKING: Scientists find little dick energy, believed to be the smallest discovered to date.

By: Ishmael Johnson

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DANGER: Keyboard warrior says he has black belt, threatens entire internet...

By: Sai Berbulle

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Men are trash!!!- Cries woman who tried most of them.

By: Richard Havier

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BREAKING: Brittney Griner becomes first WNBA trade people care about...

By: Ben Overbich

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The Female Orgasm and 5 other common myths that just won’t die

By: Sal Abette

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BREAKING: Police investigating person beat to death in QRTs

By: Stew Pidpost

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The only thing “fat phobic” is your heart and it’s time to cancel it

By: Hugh Gabitch

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Opinion: Kiss the homies!

By: Noah Omoah

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OPINION: Feminists are right, it’s way better to be a man lmfao:

By: Harry Schlonger

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STUDY: This is what 0 pussy does to a mfker

By: Jack Nyanoff

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Man who has produced nothing wants to seize the means of production.

By: Akahm Uniss

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Gay Greek lawyer chooses a wife over femboy fantasies.

By: Jade Defemboi

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Man with racist dog has giant penis

Hugh Jepeepe

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DEMOCRATS: Vote for us you racist transphobe redneck bigot

By: Peto Faile

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Opinion: Sometimes little gifts (penis) have big suprises ($$$).

By: Anita Lottamone

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Keeping Trump in your mouth... sexual fetish?

BY: Sookin Orngman

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SCIENTISTS: %100 correlation between gender dysphoria and mental illness

By: Madiq Kutoffski

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Breaking: Anon attracts cult following, normies perplexed

By: Glo Wi Huw

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E-News: Angry black person is acting kind of like a n…

By: Wyatt Guillet

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How To: You can fit a surprisingly lot of garbage in one take!

By: Lot Atreash

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Local News: Man prefers buttered people to marginalized ones.

By: Stan Fordahlmer

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PROGRESS: Comedian makes male guests suck him off to prove they aren’t homophobic

By: Noah Oamo