In a display of righteousness and equality, unfunny but popular comedian Tim Dillon is doing what he can to bring awareness to homophobia.
Sources close to us, but not Tim, have suggested he might consider possibly having male patrons perform fellatio on him before they are allowed to enter the show.
“I just really wanted a blowjob but if I can get brownie points with the woke nazis, that’s a two for one.” we imagine Tim saying after we didn’t reach out for comment.
This is what equality looks like.