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DANGER: Keyboard warrior says he has black belt, threatens entire internet...

By: Sai Berbulle
Authorities are concerned that the situation may escalate as internet angry man threatens the internet. He won't show his name, face, or any other identifying information. At this time Qipac News is unsure if that is for his protection because he is actually a pussy, or if it is a stealth ninja tactic.

Things you can do:
Don't engage!
Engaging with him will only increase his powers, as he grows stronger the more people pay attention to him.
Block him!
While you may not be able to block his lightning fast lethal attacks, you can easily block his annoying keyboard strikes with a block.
Don't Care
Just ignore him, he's probably a harmless little pussy angry at the world that he can't deal with his emotions like a functioning human.




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BREAKING: Scientists find little dick energy, believed to be the smallest discovered to date.

By: Ishmael Johnson

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SCIENTISTS: We can’t decipher what this mfker talking about.

By: Dr. Rhial Dogter

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How To: You can fit a surprisingly lot of garbage in one take!

By: Lot Atreash

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PROGRESS: Comedian makes male guests suck him off to prove they aren’t homophobic

By: Noah Oamo

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The only thing “fat phobic” is your heart and it’s time to cancel it

By: Hugh Gabitch

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OPINION: Feminists are right, it’s way better to be a man lmfao:

By: Harry Schlonger

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By: Glo Wi Huw

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STUDY: This is what 0 pussy does to a mfker

By: Jack Nyanoff

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SCIENTISTS: %100 correlation between gender dysphoria and mental illness

By: Madiq Kutoffski

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BREAKING: Brittney Griner becomes first WNBA trade people care about...

By: Ben Overbich

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The Female Orgasm and 5 other common myths that just won’t die

By: Sal Abette

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Local News: Man prefers buttered people to marginalized ones.

By: Stan Fordahlmer

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Gay Greek lawyer chooses a wife over femboy fantasies.

By: Jade Defemboi

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Opinion: Sometimes little gifts (penis) have big suprises ($$$).

By: Anita Lottamone

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OPINION: Why standardized tests make more smarterer people look gooder.

BY: Moe Ronic

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DANGER: Keyboard warrior says he has black belt, threatens entire internet...

By: Sai Berbulle

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Man who has produced nothing wants to seize the means of production.

By: Akahm Uniss

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BREAKING: Police investigating person beat to death in QRTs

By: Stew Pidpost

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DEMOCRATS: Vote for us you racist transphobe redneck bigot

By: Peto Faile

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E-News: Angry black person is acting kind of like a n…

By: Wyatt Guillet

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Economists: Due to inflation, free speech is now a $9.99 monthly subscription

By: Generic Corporatist

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Keeping Trump in your mouth... sexual fetish?

BY: Sookin Orngman

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Opinion: Kiss the homies!

By: Noah Omoah

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Men are trash!!!- Cries woman who tried most of them.

By: Richard Havier

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Man with racist dog has giant penis

Hugh Jepeepe