What’s greasy, Greek, and giving up the gay? Perry Abassi, that’s who. Known in Chicago circles for turning young femboys into full fledged twinks, Pericles is turning over a new leaf himself. He announced he will be marrying a woman with a vagina. Deaths in Chicago has skyrocketed as the young gay population has been committing suicide with the prospect of that Perry Penis seemingly coming to an end, and no longer coming in their end.