QIPAC NEWS has breaking news. Someone named Brittney Griner who was apart of the WNBA was released from Russian prison. The release was apart of a trade with a death merchant arms dealer. This marks the first time someone cared about a WNBA trade. We imagine the spokesperson for the WNBA saying that they hope more players commit crimes so people will pay attention to them. Backlash ensued, however, with public outcry that the Russians would not release a decorated marine. Economists are unsure if the trade followed the three fifths evaluation because Brittney was black, the 70 percent evaluation because she was a woman, or some hybrid calculation. Brittney has been assumed to say she is anxious to get back to a lack of notoriety.